huffle-puffen:

the-rain-monster:

funnytwittertweets:

Get hot water, not boiling hot but almost hotter than you can stand, and put a metal spoon in it for a few seconds. Take the spoon and put it against the mosquito bite for about 30 seconds. Do it a few times if you like. The proteins that cause the itching are susceptible to heat and break down.

WHY DON’T THEY TEACH THIS SHIT I have four decades of suffering from skeeter bites behind me

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oak23:

Guys I’m crying at this interaction

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notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat:

testostergnome:

testostergnome:

parrotfish. you agree. reblog.

get his ass boys

AAAAAAAUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHH

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nebquerna:

painted

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writing-prompt-s:

Universal translators don’t just translate words from one language to another. They match your culture’s linguistics to the closest cultural dialect/accent of the listener’s world. For example: aliens might not BE Irish, but if they’re Irish in SPIRIT, they’ll be translated with an Irish accent

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ryrobsessed:

ssundiall:

ssundiall:

ssundiall:

i love giving artists money but the actual process of describing what i want them to draw is so agonizing

you’re telling me i have to tell them my oc has a demon form? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT IF THEY THINK IM CRINGGGEEEEEEEEE

don’t be shy rat them out

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sirartwork:

animentality:

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